Welcome to the index of our Epic Tale. You may be wondering, "What the heck is an epic tale?" Well, quite simply, it's a story that the three of us, Jos, Rose, and Lucy, decided to write. Only, there's a twist. We wrote ourselves into it.
This, however, is not our first epic tale. The first epic tale began when Jos and Rose signed up for the "Virtual Titanic Voyage." Rose began writing to Jos as if they were actually on the boat, and soon after that, the epic tale was born.
However, Rose went on vacation to Florida, and the Epic Tale sort of just tapered off into nothingness. Then, one day, Rose was feeling bored, mad (this was near the "graduation incident"), and a little guilty that she ended the fun, and began the current epic tale.
*Lucy's note: Part "7 1/2" is actually part eight, but Rose didn't put it in here. I wonder whyyyyyy...... Hehhee. We love ya anyway, Rose. :)
*Rose's not regarding Lucy's note: Alas, you will not find a part 7 1/2 any longer, because it was very inaccurate. I'm sure that Jos had NO part in this devious little experiment, however, Lucy modified the story which previously graced these pages. It turns out that she originally wrote this story with Josephine as the lead character, rather than I, but heaven only knows why she switched the names to accomodate. We're also not quite sure why she wanted to get Josephine and Isaac together in the first place, because Josephine doesn't appreciate Hanson's music at all, let alone any specific band member. None of us, thank you very much, are infatuated with Hanson (except Lucy, and right now, she doesn't count. Oh, no, you don't. E****, need I say more? I didn't think so, because I don't *KNOW* more. And whose fault is that? That's right. Yours, Lucy. Thanks.)
Here, for your reading pleasure, is our Epic Tale: