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From: Josephine (I don't know.)
Date: Sat Oct 10 16:04:40 1998

Oh really?

Well Rose just *thinks* I was referring to a certain someone, but actually that was just the only Beatles song I could remember the words to at that moment.

There is nothing wrong with October 9 or 10. Or homecoming. I have decided that these days are not cursed anymore because I still happen to be breathing and in quite a fine mood.

Headache? Tiredness? Mood swings? I won't even say what that sounds like......

No Chaz you are not going to die with that temperature. My normal temperature is 96.5 Now that is weird. The doctor didn't seem to care though, so I guess it's not life threatening.

From: What (a)
Date: Mon Oct 12 16:29:55 1998


Why were you mopeing around about it being October the 9th then?
I wish I had an airplane.

A big airplane.

With a gun on it.

a really big gun on it.

Maybe two really big guns on it.

Or just one.

A nice seven-barrelled 30mm cannon would be nice.

It has to be fast, too.

Mach two or more.


From: Rose
Date: Tue Oct 13 15:27:16 1998

We're just Huggy people, aren't we Lucy?

Don't be embarrassed, it's all right. :)

I'm assuming that gun statement was from Chaz. Because it's not likely that Jos or Lucy would say that, and I wasn't on the computer when that was written.

Actually, I don't go for guns. Bare hands. That's all you need to cause needless violence.


From: Rose
Date: Tue Oct 13 23:33:56 1998

Important announcement.

I would like to personally apologize about anything that I have may implied in any of these guestbook entries. I apologize for saying anything that was meant to be humorous, but was probably taken the wrong way by more than one of the parties who read these messages.

I further wish to state that if you can't accept my apology, then disregard everything I've said back through about a week or so ago. (Except the vegetarian thing, because I meant that.)

Also, I would like to say, wouldn't it be easier if everyone were psychic? And wouldn't it just be the most awful thing in the world?

With this, I leave you.

From: Rose
Date: Tue Oct 13 23:37:17 1998

I lied.

I have one more thing to say. Well, two actually. One pertains to the last message.

Think about the psychic thing. Some things we weren't meant to know, and some things we weren't meant to think, and some things just aren't the way they seem, and if you think this applies to you, then it probably does, even if I didn't mean it to.

Secondly, I have a huge secret. Don't tell anyone ...

Iiiiiiiit's ...



From: ChAz
Date: Thu Oct 15 18:47:25 1998

guns, war, violence, and stuff

uh, yeah.

Who is Nathan Detroit?

What I'd do if I had a seven-barreled 30mm cannon is take it squirrel hunting.
Or maybe bunny hunting. :)

From: Rose
Date: Thu Oct 15 19:18:39 1998

WHO is Nathan Detroit?

Well, if you don't know, I don't think I should tell you.

But I will.

He's good old reliable Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit. If the size of your bundle you want to increase, he'll arrange that you go broke in quiet and peace, CAUSE HE'S GOOD OLD RELIABLE NAAAAATHAN, NATHAN, NATHAN, NATHAN, NATHAN DETRROOOIIIIIT.

OK, that's not the way it goes. There are some words in there that I'm forgetting, but exCUSE me. I'm not *in* the musical. I just play the piano ...

From: Henry the 8th (I am, I am!)
Date: Thu Oct 15 20:27:27 1998

I'm gettin' married tothe widow next door.

Oh sakes. Dear Chaz, I think that you should be less violent. I do, I do! Sakes. bah. Well. Isn't that just peachy? I think that it is!!! Anyway. I just think that it is bad to promote violence! If you don't stop with this violence stuff, I'll have to hit you!!!! :)

From: I (Really)
Date: Fri Oct 16 15:10:52 1998


Really, really, really enjoy Jackie Chan movies.

As if everyone doesn't know already.

Oh, wait, everyone doesn't know already. CHAZ, YOU MISSED THE JACKIE CHAN MOVIE!! It was all I could do to sit still.


From: Rose
Date: Fri Oct 16 15:34:52 1998


SHOW me the MONEY. SHOW me the money.

Does anyone else enjoy that phrase as much as I?

That's not the point of this post. The point this post is to say that I archived a bunch of these files. That's all. Goodbye.


From: Josephine (don't ask)
Date: Sat Oct 17 00:07:55 1998

Hohoho with the cream filling.

I love Pretender

I love laser tag

I love pizza

I love Titanic

I love summer

I love sunsets

I love swimming

I love.........

From: don't ask anyone (don't tell anyone)
Date: Sat Oct 17 16:05:17 1998


well, that certainly answered my question.
here's a list of stuff I'm sure you all want to know

I love big guns

I love purple baby dragons

I love pick up trucks

I love rain

I hate snow

I love lazer tag

I hate liars, cheaters, etc.

I love blue

I love all these things, but most of all

I love you

From: chaz (chaz)
Date: Sat Oct 17 16:10:59 1998


that last poem was directed to anyone who wants to believe that it was directed to them.

From: Rose (plethora@chickmail.com)
Date: Sat Oct 17 20:40:55 1998

Word. To yer brother.

Is this a guessing game?

Because guessing games are no fun. I'm bad at them.


From: Rose
Date: Sat Oct 17 20:43:03 1998

I decided to make my own list.

Nothing like following the crowd.

I love kittens.

I love my lizards, although they aren't real.

I love Nicolas Cage.

I dispise Matt Damon.

I love technology.

I love lazer tag.

I love the people who are reading this, yes, you, silly goose!

I love Sphere.

I love my cousin Tami (because I know she's not one of the priviledged people reading this.)

I love debate.

I love singing with the radio.

I love the Newsboys.

I love ...

From: rhoda (rhoda@chickmail.com)
Date: Sat Oct 17 23:03:40 1998

how depressing...

I really wish I had time to read all the lovely things people have wriiten since I last visited, but I don't, so I'll just congratulate you on your epic tale successs and creativity and soon be on my way!
the princess bride.
tu miras, por favor!!!!!!

From: M&M (It's a secret. Shhhhhh.)
Date: Sun Oct 18 13:29:05 1998


I seem to have started a trend here. :) Everyone must now add their "I love" poems. :)

Mine was too short I didn't get everything. :) Nope, nope, nope, not everything..... :)

From: Josephine (I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.)
Date: Sun Oct 18 15:27:02 1998

I enjoy chocolate.

Rose enjoys Bruce Willis.

Lucy enjoys Hanson.

I enjoy *****

See, I could tell you what ***** stands for but then I would have to kill you. Besides, it's a secret. Shhhhhh. :)

I'm feeling rather giddy. Can you tell? :)

From: Josephine Claire Marie Dawson Parker (Why do you insist on asking when you know I won't tell?)
Date: Sun Oct 18 15:32:07 1998

I'm going to cry...

I added something to this page and no one has commented on it in this guestbook. I'm sad now. After all it took me 20 minutes to complete. :) SO GO LOOK AT IT!!!

Actually I won't cry, because I am in a wonderful mood. :)

From: Josephine for only the 10th time today... (You wouldn't want to know...)
Date: Sun Oct 18 15:33:28 1998

I just had to add one last thing....

Hohoho with the cream filling!!!!!

From: Jack (you don't know jack)
Date: Mon Oct 19 16:47:31 1998


jack jack jack jack

Hi, Dave!!!
what exactly is Dave??
looks like a plaid colored Newt.

From: ChZ (you're kidding, right?)
Date: Mon Oct 19 16:47:57 1998

I believe in Santa Claus

Just in case there's anyone left alive who doesn't already know what I want for christmas, I'll tell you.

I want a GAU-8. that's a 20 foot long, seven-barrelled, high speed, fully automatic, lazer aimed, 30-mm gattling gun. The only problem(s) is that it wouldn't fit under the tree, and it costs about $250,000.

I think Moo is a perfect name for a cute, adorable little kitten.
Either that or Jack. Jack is a cool name.


From: Rose
Date: Mon Oct 19 18:51:01 1998

I have decided something.

Of course, I'm always deciding things, and this, as usual, isn't one of the most exciting things in the world.

My kitten's name is "Hollywood." Tami's idea. I like it, though. I don't know if she was joking or what, but I like it.

Also, JOSEPHINE! STOP WITH THE *****'s, because they're bothering me. And you know what? About five seconds from now, I'm going to send an email, BEGGING to know what they mean. Because I just can't figure it out ...

And if you didn't want anyone to comment, shouldn't have written it in the guestbook.

I like Jeff Goldblum.

Oh, yes, I do.

Dave is a cute, little, adorable lizard. He looks like Castor (I switched Nic's name, in case anyone was wondering), only Castor is purple. And Doug, who I've had longer, is a green iguana. He's cute, too. You should see him. Adorable.

Oh, yes. Jeff Goldblum. Bye!

From: Captain Picard (NCC1342@Enterprise.com)
Date: Mon Oct 19 21:04:24 1998

Captain's Log- Stardate 243566

Hi. My show was just taken off the air .Soooooo I spend all my time locked up in my Ready Room and surfing the net.Riker has total control over the ship and Dr. Crusher has me on 12 different medications.I have locked every body out, execept for Guinan who brings me my drinks.Deanna Troi is living outside my door hoping to be let in. Fat chance! Data is no longer up and running because Riker has Geordi trying to break through my homemade force fields 24 hours a day.Well i'll leave now. Time for my nap.
live long and prosper. Not!

From: Rose
Date: Mon Oct 19 23:19:04 1998

Ummmm. I have one thing to say about that last entry. Everyone, join with me in saying it ...


From: rhosheeda (newts@newtsaremyphrase!!!!!!!!!!!!!.com)
Date: Tue Oct 20 18:15:43 1998

newts and dianna troy

stardate-I don't care.
you evil person! IIIII have been saying newts for forever-how dare you!!!!!!!!!! burn!!!!!! just kididng. you can say it if you like.
who's the big star trek fan. Ask dulia or lucy, I used to watch that show religiously, don'tcha know?
anywho, very clever, star-trek boy. or gal

From: holy canoli (there is a newt sitting on my chouch)
Date: Tue Oct 20 18:21:32 1998

big newts

i love pumpkin pie.

i love the princess bride.

i love greg on dharma and greg

i love chris Kattan.

i love autumn

that about covers it, aye?

From: Newt (Newt)
Date: Wed Oct 21 12:21:14 1998


newt newt newt newt newt newt

Newt is a nice word. I'm in kind of a cheerful mood right now. so,


From: Newt Gingrich (OK, not really, this is Rose. But I thought I'd throw that in there for you to think about.)
Date: Wed Oct 21 18:41:43 1998

La la.

What was I going to say? I was going to say something importantly important. I know I was. And it wasn't about newts. But it was--OH! YEAH!

I love Chris Kattan, too.


And that's all.

From: Judy The Judge. (Judge@Judy.com)
Date: Sat Oct 24 14:26:45 1998

How I Like To Take Everyones Time Slot.


From: I (Am)
Date: Tue Oct 27 10:56:50 1998

At School

And this computer system is very much better than the old beater at the rec center. I took all of .0034 seconds to load this page. I timed it.

From: Doug Ross (dross@er.chicago.org)
Date: Tue Oct 27 15:13:51 1998

Watch my show.

Please do not forget to watch my show. It is on Thursdays, at 10/9 central. You will see such funloving characters such as me and Carter. I'm sure that there are others, but I've forgotten all of their names. Once again, that's Thursday, 10/9 central. Thanks. Bye.

Dr. Ross

P.S. I like cheese. Mozarella is my favorite.

From: I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. (Caramel@Apple.com)
Date: Tue Oct 27 23:16:55 1998

Warning: Random Muggings.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, carry caramel apple suckers while you are unarmed. You will be mugged in the street for them. Or in your own home, for that matter. Please be very, very careful while handling these dangerous items.

From: Centi Hertz
Date: Thu Oct 29 18:21:29 1998

carameled apple muggings

To the poor soul who has all of her caramel apple suckers stolen: I highly recommend the
purchase of a GAU-8.

Get me one, too.

From: Dot (Dot@dot.dot)
Date: Mon Nov 2 22:41:27 1998


This is the former Lucy. Now, I've been re-christened as "Dot". Such fun.

From: Frobisher B. (cant say.)
Date: Tue Nov 3 21:44:22 1998


I thought I would comment on you geust book. You people are insane. I amused myself for quite a while reading this. Hear we go- ahem!......

Someone has a fasination with weapondry,
Someone has a problem with newts,
Several have to list what they love,
And someone has an obsession with ******
Some people are just plain weird.

did I get everyone?

From: Miss Parker (I dont have TIME for E-Mail)
Date: Tue Nov 3 21:57:41 1998

You will see.....

I'm Miss Parker.Thats right.I dont have a first name, a humour, or modest skirts.My lifes work is trying to catch a pretender named Jared.He dosnt have a last name, a home, or a family.I really am kidding myself however, because he is a pretender, he can become anyone he wants to be.So I have no hope of ever catching him but I try anyway.I try to please my father who of course turn out to be a bad guy, probably at the next season finale.I also have a brother whom we ALL knew was going to be Mr. Lyle (no one in my family has first names) he and I dont get along but they needed another bad guy sooooo here he is! well, I enjoyed telling you this...... not really I dont enjoy anything.I have to go now and start another futile chase of Jared whom I wont ever catch because, he is a Pretender.

From: *******
Date: Wed Nov 4 09:56:23 1998


* ***** **** ***, *** **** *'* **** ** **** ***.

From: Rose
Date: Wed Nov 4 15:17:47 1998

This bothers me

Oh yes, it does. I hate not knowing who wrote an entry, and above all I HATE NOT KNOWING WHAT AN ENTRY SAYS.

I have no idea who the summarizer of our guestbook is, but I'm guessing it's someone we know. And I don't know who or what that last message was about, but I'm guessing Josephine wrote it, because it's either Dot or Jos, and Dot has been uncharacteristically subdued lately, so I don't think it's her.

Maybe it's a vast conspiracy, and it was actually her. She's been acting this way, just to confuse everyone with that last entry.



Two can play at this game.

********* ***** **. *** ** ***** ** ******* ***** **, *** *** *** ***** *****, ** **** *** ***** *** ** *****. *** *'* *****, ** * *** ***!!!! :)

I probably won't remember what that means five minutes from now, but no one who is involved with the entry will like it, so it's probably a good idea.

From: under the advice of my (lawyer, I will keep my )
Date: Thu Nov 5 10:50:07 1998

identity a secret

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

From: Dot
Date: Thu Nov 5 22:48:36 1998

I think that it was Marissa. Look at the letters.

From: Josephine (A@Door)
Date: Fri Nov 6 13:41:58 1998

A Door, A Window, A House.

I love that. No one will ever know what it means. And if someone does know it means that someone told them. That's the only way they would know.

From: DOT!!!! (!!!!!!!!)
Date: Fri Nov 6 17:43:42 1998


LOL! I KNOW! I KNOW!!! I KNOW WHAT "A door. A window. A house." means!!!! But, I know that if I told, Josephine would never *talk* to me again. So, I won't say. BWHHAHHAHAAAAAAA! hehehe. That was nice. It's *real* nice. Bah. I've got to sit here and wait for 28 pages of lyrics to Christmas Carols to print out for the wee children at my church so they can learn the words to the songs so that when the Christmas play comes around, they won't be standing up there, looking around like, "Oh. Sakes. We don't know the words to the songs." Anyway. I'm just waiting for that to print out, so, I'll sign this in the meantime. :)

From: 007 cHz (hahahahahaha)
Date: Mon Nov 9 10:33:33 1998

yakko, wakko, and dot

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamiaca, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean, Greenland, El Salvador too

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guiana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, Ecuedor, Chile, Brazil

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, and Suriname, French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam


From: Rose
Date: Tue Nov 10 22:42:56 1998


I thought I'd share that I haven't been here in awhile and that I know what the door, window, house thing is and that I will be at Youth Group tomorrow and that I'm talking to Dave now, because he just got on and IMed me and I'm trying to fix my webpage and it will never be fixed because it's dumb and always has something wrong with it and the stupid Tripod people changed everything around and I don't like it and do you think this could be the longest runon sentence in the world because if it is I could go in the Guiness Book of World Records for something else other than banana stickers.

From: Rose
Date: Tue Nov 10 22:44:35 1998


That wasn't really as long as it looked in this little texty box.

From: .007 cHz
Date: Wed Nov 11 09:52:18 1998


I have a new word:


From: .007 cHz (shhhh!)
Date: Wed Nov 11 09:58:16 1998

***** (five stars)

would anyone mind explaining the significance of "Would you like to go to the emergency room with us?"

I don't understand it.

I get confused easily.


From: Rose (No.)
Date: Wed Nov 11 15:23:59 1998

That's what would happen. No.

I'm not going to tell you what it means, but I'll give you a two word hint:

George Clooney

From: Dot. (I do not know. i'm not telling, anyway.)
Date: Sun Nov 15 16:04:04 1998

I have no topic.

I think that I might do something today. And, sakes!!!!!!!! i haven't been to this guestbook in a long while. *sniff* i've missed it. Oh well. that's life. :) bye.

From: go away (I'M VERY UNHAPPY)
Date: Sun Nov 15 19:50:07 1998


I'm extremely in a BAD mood. I want to burn something. something with telly tubbies on it. perhaps the *lovely* thing Dot sent me, hmm?

From: Jared (I cant say.You might tell the Centre.)
Date: Wed Nov 18 23:27:05 1998


My name is Jared and I am a Pretender.I can become anyone I want to be, because I am a Pretender.I dont have a last name because Miss.Parker dosnt have a first.I spend most of my time searching for my parents with just enough of me saving others so that I'm not a yawn.I am over confident and have sometimes been kinda arrogant but I deserve to be because...... I'm a pretender.I'm really in love with Miss.Parker and I really dont hate Sydney or Broots but we have to keep the show running so my marrige to "Parker" will have to be a show finale kind of thing.Well, I have people to save and trails to lay down and meaningless phone calls to make, so goodbye for now.Remember, I am a Pretender.

From: mo (mo@mo.mo)
Date: Fri Nov 20 09:56:49 1998


On behalf of all people so unfortunate as to be named mo, I wish to declare the following:


From: Miss Parker (MParker@TheCentre.com)
Date: Sat Nov 21 16:30:16 1998

Why couldn't "Cousin It" have been my brother?

Instead I got Mr. Lyle. Some family. My mother was killed by the Centre. (Although Daddy insists that it was a suicide.) My so called brother has commited more crimes than I can count. One of which was killing Jarod's brother, Kyle. My own father lies to me every chance he gets. And he is far too trusting of Lyle. The minute it's convenient, Lyle will turn around and stab us in the backs. But for now, it's to his advantage to just play the game.

From: Kyle (Kyle@TheCentre.com)
Date: Sat Nov 21 16:48:21 1998

I decide who lives or dies.

Or at least I used to decide. Until Lyle shot me while I was trying to save my brother. Yes, that's right. Mr. Lyle. The guy who had already been beaten over the head with a pipe, stabbed with a knife, shot, and had an oozing sore where his thumb used to be. Yes, Mr. Lyle made it out alive while I died. I should decide who lives or dies.

From: Angelo a.k.a. Timmy (CJ@TheCentre.com)
Date: Sat Nov 21 16:55:05 1998

I am I human sponge.

I can absorb the emotions of a person from an object they once touched. I can become what they were feeling. I wasn't always this way. Raines tried to make me into a Pretender like Jarod but the experiment failed. And this is what I became.
I wrote letters to Kyle while he was in prison using the name "CJ"- Cracker Jack. See the Centre doesn't think that I'm a threat so they don't monitor me. But I know how to escape. Just like Jarod did. And I know how to access every room in the Centre through the duct work. I know most of the Centre's secrets and they even suspect a thing.

From: Mr. Lyle (Lyle@TheCentre.com)
Date: Sat Nov 21 17:04:07 1998

I have only one thumb.

The other was cut off when I double crossed a Japanese mob. Took forever to heal. I, like the rest of my true family, have only a last name. Miss Parker and I are twins that were seperated at birth. Our parents were told that I was dead. Although Raines knew all along that I was alive. I was adopted and when I was a teenager I killed my best friend and faked my own murder. My adoptive father took the blame and is now in prison for it. I also faked my death again when Miss Parker tried to shoot me. However I am back at the Centre working to catch Jarod.

From: No one from the darned Center (SHUT UP!)
Date: Sun Nov 22 23:55:01 1998

I am in a mean mood. not really, just when I'm at this site. :)

Who*ever* keeps writing these cryptic annoying messages from the Centre, should be...be...strapped to the ceiling, with a room full of people with bowls of pudding, and spoons. Yes. (ahem, JOSEPHINEEEEEEE!) Or, maybe, someone smooth (with hand motion) will have to delete them!!! HAHHAAAAAAA! Good idea!!! :) Anyway. Bye.

From: Rose (plethora@chickmail.com)
Date: Wed Nov 25 11:40:36 1998

I hate Alannis Morrisette.

I hate this song by her. "Thank You." What a dumb, dumb song. And someone just said that the music video is even dumber. I hate Alannis Morrisette, and I will never, never, never, never agree that Rebecca St. James sounds like her, because I like Rebecca St. James too much to put her down like that. I like her CD. I listened to it on the way home from debate last night.



From: Jos
Date: Wed Nov 25 13:43:07 1998

Today is a bad day.

I'm not in a bad mood. This is just a very bad day.

From: if you want to destroy me sweater (pull this thread as I walk away)
Date: Fri Nov 27 14:48:48 1998

(as I walk awa-a-ay)

watch me unravel, i'll soon be naked.
lying on the flo-or, lying on the flo-or. blah blah blah bla-ah.
ok, enough with that. I'm not even sure what song that is. geesh.

From: uno and dos ( cautro cinco seis)
Date: Fri Nov 27 14:55:32 1998

seite ocho nueve diez

once, doce, trece....eh.
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on treefrogs.
Bright copper ponies, and warm woolen treefrogs.
Brown paper treefrogs all covered with sliiiiiime.
These are a few of my favorite treefrogs.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin treefrogs.
Treefrogs that stay on my nose and my treefrogs.
Silver white treefrogs all covered in treefrogs.
These are a few of my favorite treefrogs.

When the treefrogs bites.
When the treefros sings.
When I'm feeling saaaaaaad.
I simply remember my favorite treefrogs,
and then I don't feel so..._______"


From: Joanna and Charlie (my cousin) and Karla (!!!)
Date: Sat Nov 28 14:56:44 1998


Hello....good to see you all.


Wow. Such glorious things!

Happy 2 days after thanksgiving.

Dot and Charlie and Karla

From: mel (phonographsinc.@ohyeah.com)
Date: Sun Nov 29 18:51:14 1998

bill gates: oops

go look at lotion. go buy kiss a treefrog(a warm, woolen one) but DON'T....under any circumstances....pet a phonograph.
Dot, we are glorious fools.
I can't believe we sent our story to Bill Gates.
We'll be arrested and then we'll never be able to wear pretty dresses like that girl on the supposed horrid movie. MJB
holy canoli. I think the gay lizard craze needs to stop. You need to get a stuffed newt.

From: Josephine The Depressed (sniffle@sob.com)
Date: Sun Nov 29 19:29:01 1998


..... is a sad, sad, thing.

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