1. "You will divorce and marry another man named Jack." -Joanna

2. "There is nothing wrong with an 18 year old curling up with his blanket and watching spider man." -Dave

3. "You could pull him out and pet him." -Al

4. "I just hand vaccuumed this carpet!" -Julia

5. "It's more than just a scrunchy, it's a hair tie." -Al

6. "Nicholas Cage is married to his wife." -Sami

7. "If you fall and kill yourself, your parents will never let you do anything with me again!" -Mandy

8. "Geez O Pete!" -Paul

9. "I did *NOT* say that!!" -Mandy

10. "Well built." -Joanna

11. "Where am I?" -Marissa

12. "Pardon?" "Eh?" -Sami and Mandy

13. "Are you gonna feed us?" -Sami

14. "I do not look at people's butt's." -Joanna

15. "It's not like I declared my love for him in the form of a five part musical!" -Sami

16. "John Lennon!" (Accompanied by snorting) -Joanna

17. "Smooth" (With hand motion) -Al

18. "Straws don't go good up the nose." -Joanna

19. "By the way, I snore like a pig." -Joanna

20. "Tommy Hilfiger was arrested for stealing hot dog buns." -Julia

21. "WAY TO BE SUBTLE, JOS!!!" -Sami

22. "Seasons Greetings..." "SHUT UP!" -Joanna and Sami

23. "No. That's what would happen. No." -Mandy

24. "I think that I should major in computer science and minor in..... PEST CONTROL!" -Sami

25. "Bare hands. That's all you need to cause needless violence." -Sami

26. "You have to be stealthy." -Sami

27. "VOMIT ME!!!" -Sami

28. "I've always loved celery. *crunch* *crunch* It's really good. *crunch* *crunch*" -Marissa

29. "But I like that!" -Sami

30. "Dan, Dan, he's my man!" -Marissa