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From: Slappy the Clown (http://www.slappytheclown.com)
Date: Sun Aug 9 12:58:48 1998

A lump of coal. That's real nice.

Actually, it is. Dangit. That's the only thing I wanted for my birthday. And no one got it for me.

Herk.

"Now, this is not a giggly, funny thing." ROFL!!

I'm odd.

I forgot what I was going to say. It was really important, too. Really, really important.

Really.

a disgrace.

Where have all the messages gone? All that's left is my "Frank" message and slappy the clown message. An outrage. Write something, lucy.Ponder. OK. I'm pondering what to say. I'll say, "It's *f* and it's cold."

Abi left the scene of a crime!!!!! Oh dear. And it's her fault. No one can know what she did, though. She's off to blow her nose. AND SHE"S A CRIMINAL! Just bad, I tell you. She's back now. Her nasal passages are clear.

She's starting to feel regret for her crime.

And those guys are in her homeroom. Oh me.



WhYYYYYYYYYY isn't anyone signing this blasted book?????

Isn't my topic enough? You need text? Geesh.

Anyway.

I think that hot dogs should be free.

That is sad. Really sad. That was an actual advertisement ...

Nick from the Backstreet Boys is going to be on Yahoo chat at 8:00 EST. Nice.

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Ooooooooh!

I finally found this site!! It's got to be cool because it's so....
blue. :)
If you can guess who I am, you're more perceptive than I am.

hi

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I have decided something.

This site needs some more stuff. Like.....I do not know. Jon G. said that animation would be cool. How true.

It's just that I've been here so much, I've got the whole darn thing memorized. Yes. And that's the bad part! I don't have any of my *other* sites memorized. WHy? Because! They're bigger! And they change! And there is nore than *one* page! :) Anyway...I'll have to update it, sometime. Hehehe.

Lucy

i agree.

I agree in the fact that this page needs some new stuff. I love this page, but, like Lucy, I have it practically memorized.
:) Just thought I'd share. You should put a dancing chicken on it. I know where you can get one. dancing chickens are great.
see you all later.
rhoda.


This page.

I've been collecting pictures of roses, and thinking, "What *shall* I do with them?" I was going to add them to my other page, but they just didn't seem to fit.

But then, BRAINSTORM!! Since *I* don't have any section on this page, well, goodness. I'll add them here! And then I came here and you were complaining about dancing chickens, so I thought I'd share that.

I should be getting ready to go to Adventureland.

I'm not.

I'm not even dressed yet and it's 10:05. Uhoh ...

Now, Jos just has to think of something.

Bye!

Nice email address, huh?

My computer crunches when I lean to hard on the keyboard. (It's a laptop.) The harddrive is right underneath where my left hand is. Whoops. Maybe I shouldn't do that.

I've added something to our dear page.

Go look at it.

Bye!
---<---<---@ Rose @--->--->---

P.S. You all need symbols.

P.P.S. Leonardo DiCaprio ...

I did something.

I did something. Just for Rose. Go see it. It's right under the section about her. HAHAAAAA! I'm fierce.

Geesh.

LOL!!!!!!

That's terrific!!! Great job, Rose and Lucy|!!! What fabulous picture of Matthew dearest, he looks almost angelic. In the first picture. In the second, he looks positively satanic! what lovely stuff. I'm eating popcorn and I doooo enjoy it.
I will admit openly and without shame the I think Matt Damon is divine. there you go, it's not terribly hard to do, Rose! Just open your mouth and say it....Matt Damon is a wonderful, beautiful person and he is my first choice for marriage. Say it, now!!!!
Abi

But I can't check my mail because Xoom is defective.

And the other day, I tried to sign in, and it logged me in as three different people before I gave up.

OK, fine. Let me see if I can do this *just* for Rhoda ... Matt Damon is a wonderful--ly TREMENDOUS FREAK WHO I HATE FOREVER AND WOULDN'T MARRY IF IT WERE ME AND HIM LEFT ON THIS GREEN EARTH!!

Of course, that wouldn't matter, because there wouldn't be any priests to marry us, because we were the only two left and I don't think he's one, and even if he is, isn't there a rule that pastors can't marry themselves? But not really themselves, because I don't think you can marry yourself, but you KNOW in the bizarre news I get it told about this woman who married herself.

Anyway. I think the message is completely clear.

;)

Isn't it fun to read guestbook entries?

I'm listening to Elton John, while I procrastinate about going and doing my Latin.

I'm at school, I thought I'd share that.

Why does Cole never visit our site? It's tragic, because this is a good site, although it's very messy. That's the problem with this site, it has no organization. Jos, once you and I get our parts up, we need to organize it.

Because when we started, I saw this whooooollllle organization thing in my mind for the webpage. But it's not here, because it really hasn't changed since we've put it up.

There's something about the way you look tonight. Oh, takes my breath away.

Rebi's going to be in chorus. Isn't that just tremendous?

La la.

Procrastinate, procrastine.

Honestly, there was something I wanted to say, but I can't remember.

Oh, well!

For English, we have to do this roadmap of our life thing.

Which means we have to draw. I don't know *why* that's an English IV assignment, but it is.

Anyway, I put in meeting Jos and starting school and piano and getting my first kitty and Rebi coming and getting a car and getting my license and more.

And not in that order.

But anyway, I just wanted to say that I made a discovery. Since I can't draw, I draw stick people, and did you know that if you draw stick people smiling, and you draw their eyes reaaaaalllly close together, they look sooooo cute. I'm serious. Absolutely adorable. And you don't think about the ridiculousness of them being stick people.

They're adorable.

OK????

Cute little stick people.

OK, so maybe I'm not going to write about that. Oh, well.

I just wanted to say that Macs should have zippers. No, not metal zippers, but zippers to compress big files so you can fit them on floppy disks and take them from one computer to the other.

But they don't.

It's tragic.

Reason #456874112 why Macs are unworthy.

And did you ever notice something? You say to a Mac lover that PCs are better and they get all defensive. There are *groups* formed on the internet to declare the Macintosh's superiority. They yell and you and insist that Mac's are better. They cite statistics about how much more wonderful Macs are. They get insulted if you don't believe them.

If you tell someone who uses a PC that a Mac is superior, they look at you and laugh. :)

Golly, I wonder what *that* means ...

I have a point. I'll be fast.

Macs suck.

argh. I'm am a supreme idiot

hello to all. good golly, rose, you certainly were feeling....bored? writing all of that in ONE day. gracious. but that's fabulous, cuz now us mortals have something enjoyable to read!
barge.
I don't know what Mac's are....I don't know much of anything...hence that phrase "i'm a supreme idiot" I had to work last night and I got in trouble cuz I messed up the cash register or something....but it's not my fault!!! I was never "properly" taught how to use the darn thing...they all just assumed.....ugh. I didn't like it.
bah
dagubew.
see you all later!
rhoda

john says hello.

hi!
it's me again, the same person that just wrote. I forgot to proclaim that today is a very important day. Not only is it Michael Jackson's birthday, but even more important, it's Lucy's!!!! How do I know that today is M. J's birthday? It was on the news last night. I'm not a big Michael fan.
so, Lucy, how do you feel knowing you have the same birthday as....him? I was going to say something about psychotic albino freaks, but I thought I'd be kind. :D
Actuallly, he really doesn't bother me terribly much, just..I don't know, he does.
Anyway, happy day! Lucy's birthday everybody!!
abi

You should feel special.

I am gracing this guestbook with my presence on my BIRTHDAAAAAAAY! Wow. Such fun. Abi, you know what? I also have the same birthday as Richard Gere. Ugh. I feel.....lovely. NOT REAAAALLY. Anyway....ROFL! JOS! "Richard Gere wears a TUBE TOP!!!"

third time today...

this is the third time i've signed this today. i have no life whatsoever. speaking of tube tops....i found my groovy knit purple tube tops on my closet floor today. oh joy and rapture!!! The scary thing is, I actually used to wear it. Oh boy. I was awesome.
Anyway, Richard Gere, huh? He's not a bad guy, Lucy. He was on....some movie about a knight. First Knight? Was that the name? perhaps.
I liked that movie. It was enjoyable. Richard Gere is fine and dandy.
At Smelly's party we had turkey, but my grandparents didn't cook it all the way and we had to microwave it to cook it. Good eating, let me tell ya!
Abi

WONDERFUL!

I *don't* have the same BD as Richard Gere! His is the 31st. That's great. Wow. I hated First Night. And I like turkey.

I found it delightful and full of suspense

bwahahah!!!! I"m on IM with Lucy now discussing Numero uno Knight. Lovely film, I say. Choreography was outstanding...except for the fact that there was no dancing. A minor imperfection.
lol!! revenge is sweat!!!!
sweeat
I had to work today! bAh!! I spilled root beer float and shake all over myself. Bah!!!!!
what a caniption.
captain pants.
abi

OK, maybe this is actually Rose, but that song is on the radio.

It's frightening me.

Oh, it's over.

Whoops.

EW!! I hate this song.

OOOOO!!! HOW BIZARRE!! I haven't heard this in forever.

But I didn't come here to discuss the radio.

I just wanted to say that I've decided of our page being a mess. We need to do something about it, and I'm going to write an important letter to the webmasters in a moment, but for right now, I just wanted to say something ...

Look for *two* new sections coming ... A rose section ... and another one ...

If you guess what it is, you'll win a surprise. Paste your postulations here. And it has to be *exact*.

man with bare legs.

I have to telll you about the guy in my class who's decided that the solution to his "sock problems" is to shave his legs. Now, I'm not quite sure what the problem is, but it has something to do with long socks and football.
He's decided that the only way to solve this is to shave his legs up to the knees.
now, I don't know if this is something men normally do (if it is, please, let me know!) but I found it extremely amusing......he was very sincere.
Anywahoo......peace, love, and mustard greetings to alll, see ya!
Abi Lane

Well.....

That helped a *bit*. I tidied thing up on this page. A *bit*. I'm think about going and doing somthing else, now......YES! I don't know what, though. Wait....no. I know! Nooo....... I want to put one of our Epic Tales on here, but neither of them are finished. NEITHER OF THEM ARE FINISHEDDDDDDD! ROOOOOOOOSE! IT's aaaaallll your faaaaaaault! :P :P :P

Geesh.

Well.

I am not in charge of this site. I work with my Hanson site, and the Cheese site. Rose has her site...........I think that Jos should take care of this site. I do, I do. Jos? Whaddya say? Hmmm? I mean, not obsessively, "Oh, I gotta update it every daay!" (like me). Just....keep it lovely. Er, at this point, *make* it lovely! :)



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