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There is a bomb under your seat.
Everyone beware, if word gets out about this classified information, civilization will DIE!!!! Either that, or we will all suffer from overdoses of chemicals in our larynx, and will never be able to speak again and all communicaton will be limited to body language and gurgles of flem in the throat. Now, do you want that to happen?
Listen carefully madlucy, this message is for you. Go to Breadeux. Order 57(no more, no less) boxes of breadsticks and send them to me. You know who this is, don't you? leave them on the corner of turkey Ave. and Pantilion Dr. Do so, or all of you will suffer.
Ok, I'm going now, this message will probably not self destruct at any time, but you never know.
About that person who just wrote.
Who are you? What do you want? AND I WALKED AROUND FOR DAYS SAYING THAT!!!
"There's a bomb under your seat."
"I said, 'Sauce smothered with meat.'"
I think I know who that was!
IT WAS ABI!!! Wasn't it? Anyway...
Sauce smothered in meat. LOL! I like that!
I like my site.
Rose, thanks for making my site for me! I didn't even know you were going to! Cool.
Yeah, that sounds like Abi. At least, the Breadeaux part. She loves Breadeaux.
THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
Blue.gif won't load!!!!!! How awful!!! The world is coming to an end.
Blue dot gif? Not loading?
I'm trying to beat it into submission. BUT IT'S NOT WORKING!!!
THIS MEANS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
I got a new car and a new email address and we caught a turtle.
A little baby turtle.
You know what? I told my brother I would pay him $5 to clean my car. You know what? He decided to clean the windows with Armor All.
What an idiot.
Anyway, blue.gif is working again. Thanks to me.
Jos, Luc, I'm going to write you a letter in a minutes ...
Rose @-->-->-- :*) <--- see, I'm crying, but it's good tears.
But I'm not going to tell you why. *Sigh*
But here's something happy:
I just added something to Lucy's page. I liked it and added it. I hope you don't mind, Luc.
JOIN THE CAMPAINE TO KEEP PRETENDER ON THE AIR!!!!
They might cancel it!!!
Need I say more?
KEEP PRETENDER ON THE AIR!!
OR IT'S NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
Hello all. I've decided to sign the guestbook again. I haven't in about a week.
Jos, keep making pictures. I'll keep sending them to you and Rose. I love it when you edit them like that. :)
I just stand while Hanson dances. On a farm.
I'm going to go to a wedding in 2 hours.
I don't understand about the Hanson on the farm or whatever. OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM. EIEIO. AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME HANSONS. EIEIO. WITH AN MMMBOP HERE AND AN MMMBOP THERE. HERE AN MMM. THERE A BOP. EVERYWHERE AN MMMBOP.
You knew that was coming.
And now Lucy will probably sing that for the next few years ...
We need to get cracking on this Free Cheese For Americans thing.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
May 17! That's the last time someone wrote something here! What's going on???
I think we need to add our "adventures" to our page. First of all, Luc, if you have any other emails from our Titanic adventure, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!! Well, at least keep them, and give them to me the next time you see me, and I'll type them in.
Also, for our background, I like this purplish color: #083194. I don't know if it's too dark though. I have to check.
I guess that's it.
No soup for you if you don't!!
It's late and I'm tired.
Really. It's really late. It's 12:32 in the morning.
ROSE!!!! I've got chicky .wav for ya!!! I'll sendit ASAP.
And, uh, I don't know if putting our story on the page is a good idea. Well, I don't know. Ask me tomorrow.
I want soup!!!! J/K Actually, since it's hot, I want ice cream.
my cat is sitting on my lap
I'm back. My kitty is on my lap. Awwwww...
My father is telling me I need to go study, so I'll have to write something intelligent some other time..see ya!!
one more thing...
just to let you all know, that bomb-sauce in meat thing was from me...I'm sooo clever. Actually I read it in an e-mail or something.
GO TO MY (OTHER) SITE!!!!!!!
I have another site!!! It's Rose's and Jos', too. The address is http://members.tripod.com/~FCFA/index.html
If you happen to go there, sign the guestbook.
I love my new CD.
See ya later!
nothing in particular
So, should my name be m.apple?
Rah. The force be with you all. Do not succumb to the dark side, Luke. The force is strong in this lad. Ok.
Too much sci-fi for me.
pure smut. Hey joanna, do you know what smut actually is? Well, I'll tell you. It's pornography. Yup. We've been saying "pure porn" for a while now. not so good.
I heard that on the radio, so I asked my mum to be sure, and she's like " you didn't know what that meant???"
nope. Oops. We're pottymouths, lucy!!
Ok, this has turned into some sort of e-mail thing, so I'll go now.
p.s. don't say pure smut anymore, lucy.
beans are gross
O, gosh. I didn't realize that I was a potty mouth. I'll have to stop. Sheesh.
Have any of you grand people eaten a bean in a while? I haven't. They bug me. And they taste weird.
Ginger Spice quit. How sad. We must mourn. Not really. I was actually ROFL when I heard that. I was like, "Good greif. How pathetic. She joins a group that is rather fakeish, and now..." The Spice Girls are fake. They were put together. I don't like groups that wre put together like that. Hanson wasn't put together. They actualy play their insturments. And they're not dancing on stage practically nothing but their underwear. They are perfectly decent.
Jos likes....I won't say. She'd kill me. Just read our story!
Ahhh....I'll say. Jos likes Isaac Hanson. In the realm of the imagination, she does. Not in real life, or anything. But, I kinda live life in my imagination, so.... :)
Jos, please, don't hurt me. I was joking.
Let me clear things up. She likes S
No, Jos does not like the letter "s", I got cut off
As I was saying... Jos likes Stephen Mason from Jars of Clay. She can barely tolerate Hanson. She's far away from loving them. Someday she will.
It's not really a swear word. "Porno" is not a swear word. Sorry. But it's not.
Greetings from Ohio.
I have nothing to say.
Really. I don't. I shall have to burst into song.
"Ohhhhh good coffee, strong coffee
I need to have some
Ohhhhhh good coffe, strong coffee.."
Nice survey, Rose
No, really. It's nice. I love it. Although, about Elton John and Billy Joel....I don't like either one very much. I guess if I had to pick one, (I din't on the survey) I'd pick Billy Joel. "In the middle of the niiiiiiight."
Jos, you misspelled coffee. You forgot an "e".
Rose, you misspelled Cappuccino. I think. Maybe I did.
I've never seen Face/Off. So how can I choose between that and Titanic? I like Titanic. It's a good movie. I'm going to end this before it turns into a novel.... :)
Yeah. We won. A swim meet. Yeah. Joy. I'm thrilled. Aahhhhhhhhh. Yes. Hurrah. I feel like a blob, now. I just want to veg. That's what I've been doing for a while now. Vegging.
I love Veggie Tales. "We are the grapes *phbt* of wrath. We'll never take a bath. We rarely smile and never laugh..............We'll put a snake in your milkshake and make you cry."
ET phone home.
I hate ET. It is a really lame show.