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From: I can't tell you. (eatthemouse@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon May 4 16:38:04 1998

There is a bomb under your seat.

Everyone beware, if word gets out about this classified information, civilization will DIE!!!! Either that, or we will all suffer from overdoses of chemicals in our larynx, and will never be able to speak again and all communicaton will be limited to body language and gurgles of flem in the throat. Now, do you want that to happen?
Good.
Listen carefully madlucy, this message is for you. Go to Breadeux. Order 57(no more, no less) boxes of breadsticks and send them to me. You know who this is, don't you? leave them on the corner of turkey Ave. and Pantilion Dr. Do so, or all of you will suffer.
Ok, I'm going now, this message will probably not self destruct at any time, but you never know.
Rah.





From: Rose (Hi.)
Date: Mon May 4 16:42:18 1998

About that person who just wrote.

Who are you? What do you want? AND I WALKED AROUND FOR DAYS SAYING THAT!!!

"There's a bomb under your seat."
"What??"
"I said, 'Sauce smothered with meat.'"

ROFL!!!

Nike!
Rose @--->--->---





From: Josephine
Date: Mon May 4 20:09:29 1998

I think I know who that was!

IT WAS ABI!!! Wasn't it? Anyway...

Sauce smothered in meat. LOL! I like that!

Later!!!
Jos






From: Lucy (go to my site)
Date: Tue May 5 16:49:09 1998

I like my site.

Rose, thanks for making my site for me! I didn't even know you were going to! Cool.

Yeah, that sounds like Abi. At least, the Breadeaux part. She loves Breadeaux.

Bye!
Lucy





From: Lucy
Date: Thu May 7 16:21:05 1998

THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

Blue.gif won't load!!!!!! How awful!!! The world is coming to an end.





From: Rose
Date: Thu May 7 20:56:03 1998

Blue dot gif? Not loading?

BWAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I'm trying to beat it into submission. BUT IT'S NOT WORKING!!!

THIS MEANS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!





From: Rose (RosesWWJD@aol.com)
Date: Mon May 11 13:50:45 1998

I got a new car and a new email address and we caught a turtle.

A little baby turtle.

You know what? I told my brother I would pay him $5 to clean my car. You know what? He decided to clean the windows with Armor All.

What an idiot.

Anyway, blue.gif is working again. Thanks to me.

*Sniff*

Jos, Luc, I'm going to write you a letter in a minutes ...

Rose @-->-->-- :*) <--- see, I'm crying, but it's good tears.





From: Rose (I'm sad.)
Date: Tue May 12 14:05:47 1998

But I'm not going to tell you why. *Sigh*

But here's something happy:

I just added something to Lucy's page. I liked it and added it. I hope you don't mind, Luc.

Speedo.
Rose @--->--->---





From: Josephine
Date: Fri May 15 16:02:24 1998

JOIN THE CAMPAINE TO KEEP PRETENDER ON THE AIR!!!!

They might cancel it!!!





From: Josephine
Date: Fri May 15 16:04:04 1998

KYLE!!! *SOB*!!!

Need I say more?





From: Rose
Date: Fri May 15 17:45:57 1998

KEEP PRETENDER ON THE AIR!!

OR IT'S NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!





From: Lucy ((aka Madeline Lucy Hanson...Lucille sounds old...I'm not old))
Date: Sat May 16 15:28:03 1998



Hello all. I've decided to sign the guestbook again. I haven't in about a week.

Jos, keep making pictures. I'll keep sending them to you and Rose. I love it when you edit them like that. :)

I just stand while Hanson dances. On a farm.

I'm going to go to a wedding in 2 hours.

MMMBye!
Lucy





From: Rose (That's why we call you Lucy for *short*)
Date: Sun May 17 16:24:37 1998

What???

I don't understand about the Hanson on the farm or whatever. OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM. EIEIO. AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME HANSONS. EIEIO. WITH AN MMMBOP HERE AND AN MMMBOP THERE. HERE AN MMM. THERE A BOP. EVERYWHERE AN MMMBOP.

You knew that was coming.

And now Lucy will probably sing that for the next few years ...

We need to get cracking on this Free Cheese For Americans thing.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Rose @--->--->---





From: Rose (RosesWWJD@aol.com)
Date: Fri May 29 14:29:41 1998

YOU GUYS!

May 17! That's the last time someone wrote something here! What's going on???

I think we need to add our "adventures" to our page. First of all, Luc, if you have any other emails from our Titanic adventure, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!! Well, at least keep them, and give them to me the next time you see me, and I'll type them in.

Also, for our background, I like this purplish color: #083194. I don't know if it's too dark though. I have to check.

I guess that's it.

SIGN! SIGN!

No soup for you if you don't!!
Rose @--->--->---





From: Lucy
Date: Sat May 30 01:37:39 1998

It's late and I'm tired.

Really. It's really late. It's 12:32 in the morning.

ROSE!!!! I've got chicky .wav for ya!!! I'll sendit ASAP.

And, uh, I don't know if putting our story on the page is a good idea. Well, I don't know. Ask me tomorrow.

I want soup!!!! J/K Actually, since it's hot, I want ice cream.

MMMBye!
Lucy





From: Abi (moldyapple@hotmail.com)
Date: Sun May 31 20:18:26 1998

my cat is sitting on my lap

hi guys.
I'm back. My kitty is on my lap. Awwwww...
My father is telling me I need to go study, so I'll have to write something intelligent some other time..see ya!!
Abi





From: Abi again (moldyapple@hotmail.com)
Date: Sun May 31 20:22:01 1998

one more thing...

just to let you all know, that bomb-sauce in meat thing was from me...I'm sooo clever. Actually I read it in an e-mail or something.





From: Lucy (madlucy@juno.com)
Date: Thu Jun 4 16:17:51 1998

GO TO MY (OTHER) SITE!!!!!!!

I have another site!!! It's Rose's and Jos', too. The address is http://members.tripod.com/~FCFA/index.html

If you happen to go there, sign the guestbook.

I love my new CD.

See ya later!

MMMBye!
Lucy





From: Miss Apple? (moldyapple@hotmail.com)
Date: Sat Jun 6 22:12:31 1998

nothing in particular

So, should my name be m.apple?
How enthralling!
Rah. The force be with you all. Do not succumb to the dark side, Luke. The force is strong in this lad. Ok.
Too much sci-fi for me.
pure smut. Hey joanna, do you know what smut actually is? Well, I'll tell you. It's pornography. Yup. We've been saying "pure porn" for a while now. not so good.
I heard that on the radio, so I asked my mum to be sure, and she's like " you didn't know what that meant???"
nope. Oops. We're pottymouths, lucy!!
Ok, this has turned into some sort of e-mail thing, so I'll go now.
bye.
abi.
p.s. don't say pure smut anymore, lucy.





From: Lucy (madlucy@juno.com)
Date: Thu Jun 11 00:04:57 1998

beans are gross

O, gosh. I didn't realize that I was a potty mouth. I'll have to stop. Sheesh.

Have any of you grand people eaten a bean in a while? I haven't. They bug me. And they taste weird.

Ginger Spice quit. How sad. We must mourn. Not really. I was actually ROFL when I heard that. I was like, "Good greif. How pathetic. She joins a group that is rather fakeish, and now..." The Spice Girls are fake. They were put together. I don't like groups that wre put together like that. Hanson wasn't put together. They actualy play their insturments. And they're not dancing on stage practically nothing but their underwear. They are perfectly decent.

Jos likes....I won't say. She'd kill me. Just read our story!

Ahhh....I'll say. Jos likes Isaac Hanson. In the realm of the imagination, she does. Not in real life, or anything. But, I kinda live life in my imagination, so.... :)

Jos, please, don't hurt me. I was joking.

Let me clear things up. She likes S





From: Lucy (madlucy@juno.com)
Date: Thu Jun 11 00:08:37 1998

No, Jos does not like the letter "s", I got cut off

As I was saying... Jos likes Stephen Mason from Jars of Clay. She can barely tolerate Hanson. She's far away from loving them. Someday she will.





From: Rose (MercedesRose@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu Jun 11 00:46:04 1998

Pure Smut

It's not really a swear word. "Porno" is not a swear word. Sorry. But it's not.

Greetings from Ohio.

Anyway.

Adios.

Rose





From: Josephine (QUIT ASKING ME!!!!!)
Date: Mon Jun 15 21:13:31 1998

I have nothing to say.

Really. I don't. I shall have to burst into song.

"Ohhhhh good coffee, strong coffee
I need to have some
Ohhhhhh good coffe, strong coffee.."





From: Lucy (MadLucy@juno.com)
Date: Fri Jun 19 11:08:51 1998

Nice survey, Rose

No, really. It's nice. I love it. Although, about Elton John and Billy Joel....I don't like either one very much. I guess if I had to pick one, (I din't on the survey) I'd pick Billy Joel. "In the middle of the niiiiiiight."

Jos, you misspelled coffee. You forgot an "e".

Rose, you misspelled Cappuccino. I think. Maybe I did.

I've never seen Face/Off. So how can I choose between that and Titanic? I like Titanic. It's a good movie. I'm going to end this before it turns into a novel.... :)

Bye!
Lucy





From: Lucy (of course I have email)
Date: Thu Jun 25 23:05:10 1998

WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!

Yeah. We won. A swim meet. Yeah. Joy. I'm thrilled. Aahhhhhhhhh. Yes. Hurrah. I feel like a blob, now. I just want to veg. That's what I've been doing for a while now. Vegging.

I love Veggie Tales. "We are the grapes *phbt* of wrath. We'll never take a bath. We rarely smile and never laugh..............We'll put a snake in your milkshake and make you cry."

Ooooooh.

ET phone home.

I hate ET. It is a really lame show.


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