Since our message board got kinda full, here is Page Uno of the entries I decided fell under the "Message Board Entires" category. There are a few at the beginning by Etak that might be half and half, but I left them because they started out as Guestbook entries.From: Lucy (MadLucy@juno.com)
OK. This is Lucy. Kate, you offended me. Hanson does *not* need to make an appointment with scissors. I love their hair. It's cool. In fact, I want Zac's hair. It's great.
Leonardo was on Letterman last night. He was great. He looked a lot better 3 years ago.
Cigarette smoke? Hmm...I thought that it looked like silk. (J/K, I really didn't have an opinion, except that I liked it)
OK. I only really wanted to say that you shouldn't criticize Hanson. They're awesome. So there.
i was almost suffocated.
it's terrible. i was almost killed this morning by a mattress. my cruel cousin wanted me to get up, so she turned the mattress over on top of me. i got up.
anywho, I LOVE THE TITANIC PIC. Leo is a god. he's right up there with zeus. however, i think he looked better about 2 or 3 years ago, when he wasn't quite so famous. i've liked him since i saw his pic in a 95' magazine, when he wasn't even famous. i'm very proud of that.
anyway, time for breadeux.
Ladies, now, this isn't a chatboard.
However, since I don't know how to make one of those, I think this serves a good purpose.
I must say, I will not get in the middle of a dispute about Hanson. I always look like the bad guy. I love you guys too much to get in the middle of it and have to choose ... :D
I just saw the PeaceMaker. It was great. I enjoyed it immensly. Again. For the second time. Numero Dos.
Speaking of numbero dos and David Letterman, why doesn't he do that thing with reading the letters again. He says it, Paul says it, that scary red haired guy with the radio voice says it ... But they don't do that anymore.
I'm watching Friday's Letterman. I don't remember why, though. Oh, yeah. Tiger.
Well. This is a sufficient posting.
P.S. Luc, I don't think it's very nice to suffocate your cousin with a matress. I would *NEVER* do that to mine ... :D Right, Kate?
I guess this has turned into a chat room...
I'm surfing for Titanic stuff right now. Did anyone see Letterman last night with Leo? Did anyone record it??? I missed it. Or if you saw it, right me and quote it!!! =D I don't think that was very nice about the matress either... Well, Sami is being a "Damanding little squirrel" so I will leave.
I really actually hate that name. I don't know why I wrote it down.
I am *not* being a "damanding little squirrel" and beside, Jos, you misspelled it. :P I just wanted something to reply to. I like message boards. I like that we're using this as a message board. But after awhile, it's going to get really full ... So I'll have to make a file.
I'm sure you needed to know all that.
BTW, I'd like to see the Leo/DL interview, cause Dave makes fun of Leo all the time ... I think that will be humorous. Plus, I'd like to see the Grammys sometime if Luc doesn't wear out the tape first ...
See y'all later!
P.S. I hate the phrase "y'all."
Abi, I don't agree that Leo is a god. I don't even like him. I just wanted to see Letterman. And I'm sorry if I can't type!!!!
I'd like to clear my name.
Ok. I DID NOT squish Abi with a mattress. Julia did. I was squished, too.
I just ate an M&M that had a burnt peanut in it. EW.
Where in the world did Rosaline come from?
Did you know that Sam Goody has really nifty Hanson posters? I was going to get one, but Julia and mom said that our family is sick and tired of hearing about Hanson. I din't know why... (snicker)
Hanson is very popular. You would know that if you went to Best Buy, Waldenbooks, Sam Goody, and Spencer Gifts (or anywhere else, for that matter). They have a nifty Hanson t-shirt at Sam Goody. I doubt that I would wear it. My cousin said that she has a friend that likes Hanson as much as I do. She said that I would get along quite well with that girl. That girl (I'll call her 3)has a Hanson shirt. 3 only wears it under stuff, though.
I ate all of the good jelly beans.
CK Be smells SO good. I tried some at Younkers today.
I've found the perfect nail polish at
My last letter got cut off.
As I was saying...
I found the perfect nail polish at Gap. It was blue. I'm going to get it the next time that I'm there. I could've gotten it today, but I didn't. I don't know why.
Hello, dear Guestbook
I didn't know they made burnt peanuts to put in M&Ms.
My cousin hasn't checked her mail yet or she would know she's supposed to read the guestbook and reply. *Ahem* She also would know that I'm a bit on the upset side that she didn't show up to talk on ICQ like we agreed. *Ahem*
All right, I'm lying, I'm not upset ... :D I can't be upset.
Anyway, I have purple nail polish for the prom. We're eating at Cuco's.
I'm going to see if I can do HTML code with my rose. So, if you see a lot of nonesense around the rose parts, that's why. It didn't work. :)
<FONT COLOR="red">@</FONT><FONT COLOR="brown">---</FONT><FONT COLOR="green">></FONT><FONT COLOR="brown">---</FONT>
It didn't work.
Rose @--->--->--- <--- good rose. I like arrows. ---> <---- <---- ---->
I'm member 42 to our page.
42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. You, too, would know that, if you read "The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy."
Trust me on this. The Guide is a bit boring, but its sequel "Restaurant at the End of the Universe" is the greatest. There are five books in this trilogy.
Now, Jos, please tell my cousin this. She doesn't believe me that it's great ...
I shalll now begin to discuss (in great length) Hanson. They're terrible. The. End.
I'm a moron
If i were someone else reading my last entry, i'd think that person was retarded. (I am not, thank you very much rose) Shall with 3 "L"s. And "the end" shouldn't have a period between it. Nope. I shouldn't. I like it better as: The end.
That didn't make any sense either. I meant, if i were someone else reading it, i'd think I was retarded. "I". Not "that person". Never mind. Now that i've managed to thoroughly and totally confuse anyone that reads this, i'll be leaving now.
I'm back!!!!!! I just IMed rose and she ignored me. fine. i didn't want to talk to her anyway. I'll just sit here and talk about Leo and Hanson and the Peacemaker. Leo isn't a god, but close enough... No. Not really, he's just cute. Oh. Rose is back. Hi Rose!!! Hanson is gay. Peacemaker is a cool movie. If Nicole Kidman wasn't in it, it'd be a great movie. She ruined it.
Gotta run gals! ( I hate the word "gals") Bye!
I should have apoligized in advance for my cousin.
That just about covers it.
Love ya, Etak!
Where is everyone???
Rose, I'm guessing that you're asleep. You didn't party too hard, did you? =D Lucy, unless you're not home, you have no excuse! Fine, I'll just have fun by myself! =P
what's icq or whatever?
hi girls, you have a regular little chat session going here, huh?
anywho, i have to go soon, cuz it's time to mmmsleep.
i wrote everybody messages so they dont' feel obesed.
So we "don't feel obesed" ???
So how is everyone? Yes, Abi, this is now our "chat board".
Raise your hand if you want to see the movie "Grease". I would much rather see "City of Angels".
I'm upset. Very, very upset.
Do you know *why* I'm upset??? Because. I gave Hanson the address to this place and *if* they decide to come here, and if they decide to read the guestbook, they'll be offended. OK. So, the chances of Hanson coming here is about nil. So, I'll be offended for them. THEY ARE NOT TERRIBLE!!! I'd like to see *you* (I'm referring to you, Kate) perform MMMBop in front of about a billion people like Hanson did at the Grammy's!! They did it nearly perfectly, too. The only glitch was that Zac dropped a drum stick. But, that's beside the point.
Jos, Rose, why aren't you giving people your address? I don't care if people write me letters. I'll just forewarn you, if you write me a letter and make fun of Hanson, you'll get a letter back. Jos, you'll back me up on that, won't you?
ROSE! Why did you make the Hanson picture smaller? It was great how it was!! I liked it that way! Oh well. Since I don't know how to change it, I can't really whin
As I was saying...
My message got cut off again.
As I was saying, I can't really whine.
I guesss that my messages are too long.
Oh. And another thing. If Hanson *did* happen to come here, I really don't think that they'd be offended. They get mean email from freaks. This really isn't too different. About all the negative stuff about Hanson, Isaac said, "I don't give a rip." (I put that in for you, Rose, since you like that phrase so much)
WHOA! Calm down, Luc.
I don't know who this person is that wrote. I know it's not Etak, because she hasn't written me for awhile, and she always writes me. And she/he said that you're supposed to as Jos.
Just calm down. It wasn't my cousin. And some people just don't like Hanson. And I can't remember what else I wanted to say.
Oh. Yeah. I made the picture smaller so that it didn't take forever to load. People lose patience. (Seriously.) Click on it and you can see a bigger one.
THE MYSTERY PERSON REVEALED!!!
Sorry to disapoint you folks, but contrary to popular belief, it wasn't me. It was...drumroll please...RISSA!!! (For those of you that don't know, she's my sister.)
What Lucy said was true. I insulted Hanson way back in December, and the letters keep coming. I can't get rid of her! J/K =D
Tiger is welllll ...
Riss, that's a classic. Can I use that quote on my page? And would you mind explaining the meaning?
"Tiger is wellllllllllll ........" I like that.
Well how is everyone?
Riss said that she would sign this as soon as she gets the time.
Your plan to flood my mailbox worked. I was only gone for an hour and I got 10 E-mails!
We haven't heard from Kate or Abi for awhile.
I hope they release Titanic for a second time! Then I can see it again!
Rerelease of Titanic
I don't think so. I really don't think so. They're not going to do it. They'll just keep it in theaters until mid-July, when everyone including the Kubuki tribesmans of Chad has seen it fifteen times. Then it'll go away until Christmas, and it'll come out in stores with an opening so big that they couldn't make it more commercial than if they turned all the lights of the entire city of Detroit into a big sinking ship so that the atronauts on MIR can see it without binoculors.
I'd have to agree with Rose. They're pounding us with Titanic. We, (the people of the world) cannot go a day without hearing something about Titanic, Leo, or Kate W. It's tragic. Titanic's a nice show, (well...the morals have a little bit to be desired) but, I'd rather that it not be so...hyped.
I am SO tired. I need to sleep. Maybe I'll go do that.
Nah. I'd rather surf the net 'till my eyes bug out.
Rose, thanks for the tatoos. And Jos, thanks for the box. And the UPC's. :)
Someone came on here and pretended to be me!
Really! :) Seriously! (*Snicker*) I can't believe that Rose would say something derogatory about Titanic!!!!
OK, I'm lying. I think it's too big. I'm tired of hearing about it.
I want a T-shirt.
There was a guy in Suncoast yesterday, and he talked to me. A lot. About the NewsBoys and some cool Yoda picture (Jos, you have to see it! It's little tiny pictures from Star Wars, and when you step back, it's Yoda! It's the GREATEST!) and Titanic shirts and how Pooh is like Zen Buddhism and then he told me a Zen story.
It was a pretty clever story, but I still don't know why he was talking to me.
And, dearest Jon, I believe that it is *Rose* with the excellant grasp of the World Wide Web. :::Rose looks modestly at the ceiling:::: I *am* only the ruler of everything cool, of course ...
Sorry. Couldn't help my self there ...
I'm being weird.
P.S. I have no idea why I'm talking about mysel
This thing cut me off!
Rose's P.S. was supposed to say that Rose didn't know why she was talking about herself in third person. However, since this thing is retarded, it didn't. Anyway, Rose wanted you all to know that.
So, this guy in Suncoast...
Was he cute? Did he like you? =D OK I'm just being strange.
Don't ever watch Event Horizon. It's awful. One of the worst movies I've seen.
Luc, if I ever come to your church, you are forbidden to introduce me to Jon as Josephine. (I do have the right guy don't I ?)
Hi! OK, Jos, I'll introduce you as...as....uh...what's you real name??? I only call you Jos! (J/K) I haven't forgotten your real name, Josephine. I just won't reveal it.
Hmm, Rose,about that guy at Suncoast. He was probably with the secret service. They're probably going to have you kidbapped and then they're going to use you knowlegde for something bad. Like, I don't know. Something bad. Like, uh, well, they'll have you figure out a way for them to take over Funafuti.
See ya'll later! (no, I'm *not* from Texas)
Rose, I meant kidnapped. Not kidbapped. I have no idea what kidbapped even is. Sorry. Just a slight glitch.
Burp. (that was Suds)
Suds just informed me that she *LOVES* Hanson. SO do I.
She thinks that she's going to marry Isaac. Rose, SHUT UP!!!! And, by the way, she's 17. Not 13. She has a grasp on reality.
5 is a cool number. It's an awesome number. It's the best.
Don't ask why.
I know why, but I'm not going to tell you.
Love you all! Gotta go check out some more sites.
MadLucy and Suds
I REALLY THINK THEY NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. THINGS THAT CRAWL REALLY BOTHER ME. SO DO THINGS THAT FLY... AND WALK... AND BREATHE. I DON'T LIKE LIVING THINGS. THAT PRETTY MUCH COVERS IT. ANYWAY, I'M BORED.THIS IS ME, DEAREST GABI OR WHATEVER(GABI?) I DON'T REMEMBER.
DO YOU SUFFER FROM LONG TERM MEMORY LOSS? HMMMM...
I STILL THINK THEY SHOULD RE-RELEASE TITANIC IN A FEW YEARS. WHAT A GREAT THING THAT WOULD BE. LOVELY BOY, LEO IS. THE MOVIE WILL NOT BE THE SAME ON MY 3 millimeter TV SCREEN. NO, IT DISTRESSES ME GREATLY. ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE, I NEED TO GO PAINT MY FINGERNILS NOW. VERY IMPORTANT LIFE I HAVE, HUH?
I like my coughing comparison that I made up.
I'm telling everyone that every time I cough, it sounds like I'm hacking up that "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" chihuahua. Isn't that nice?
That guy wasn't all that cute, but he was very ... what's the word? Enigmatic isn't it. Charismatic. He was very interesting. And weird.
I like kidbapped. That's a cool word. :D
Julia really didn't mean that. She's just jealous of our lovely site.
Rose, we really need an update. It's getting...I don't know...not boring...just...not exciting.
OK Rose. You asked for it. You said that Jos and I didn't send you enough pictures. I'll send you all of my 15 or 20 Hanson pictures. ALL OF THEM! Even the background.
Jos, I now that your room is messy. Rose, I'm assuming that yours is. Abi's and mine always are. Why does my mom want us to clean them up? I don't know. A tidy room has no personality. My room tends to have dirty (and clean) laundry on the floor, nail polish bottles scattered here and there, magazines and cd's tend to live on either the floor or my bed, and my bed is always a mountain of blankets. It's my home. I like it like that.
Please, Please, Please...
Please don't send me anymore Hanson pictures. I sat at the computer for 9 min. 49 sec. waiting for the stupid things to load!!! And that's all I got!!!
Titanic is back on Perry!!! LOL!!! Hey Rose!!! Let's go see it!!! Please??? Actually, what I really want to see is Les Miserables. That looks good.
What did this guy in Suncoast look like? I'll watch for him next time I'm there!
Sorry to disapoint you Luc, but my room is clean. All that's on the floor is a Biology book!